New York Sports Clubs

Gym Ad Kindly Reminds Kanye That He Married a Shallow Short-Timer

An easy target, to be sure, but here's a clever bit of celebrity newsjacking from a New York chain of gyms. New York Sports Clubs ran the ad above in today's New York Post, just a few days after the tabloid wedding of the year between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. 

New York Sports Clubs Urges Kim Jong-un to Blow Off Steam by Exercising

North Korean strongman lardass Kim Jong-un should take some advice from New York Sports Clubs: "Exercise reduces aggression and makes you more attractive to others.