Infomercial Pariah Vince Offer Returns With Brand-New Spot
Creativity
We hadn't heard much from former infomercial wunderkind Vince Offer since early 2009, when he was arrested for allegedly punching a prostitute—and getting punched himself, judging by the sad photos [...]
Matt Dillon Infomercial Shows You How to Kill Fish With Guns
Creativity
"Ya love the fresh air. Ya love the great outdoors. And ya love to maximize your fish kill." Matt Dillon gamely tackles such lines, and angles for sales, as doofus [...]
Makers of Colon Flow Not Being Sued (Yet) by ‘SNL’
Creativity
Colon Blow wasn't real, but Colon Flow is—and it has a horrid little infomercial, too. The makers of this "safer, more effective way to fight constipation or lazy bowel" haven't [...]
‘The Rack’ is totally some old man’s walker
Creativity
I don’t know if it’s really “the perfect way to build bigger, sculpted muscles,” but I do know this: The Rack is blatantly a geriatric walker that’s been repurposed into [...]
Forever Lazy bodysuits, for the infant in you
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Is the Snuggie too dignified for you? Then hop into a Forever Lazy one-piece fleece bodysuit, and really call it quits. Same garish colors as the Snuggie, same soothing fabric. [...]
The WheeMe wants to caress you senseless
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Here's your suggestive infomercial of the day—for the WheeMe, a new palm-size robot that crawls all over your body, massaging and caressing you, using tilt-sensor technology so it doesn't fall [...]