Having run out of terrible movies to film and George Clooneys to date, Elisabetta Canalis is doing what so many starlets before her have done—take naked photos for PETA. It's like the Hollywood version of a Barney-guarding job. At least she's honest about her decision, which she justifies by saying, "Nudity always creates a big reaction." She's right, but how much of it actually crosses over to animal-rights activism is anyone's guess. I suppose this isn't a bad career move, though, since this degradation will prepare her for Dancing With the Stars well enough. Full ad after the jump.