AllTwitter’s Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
Has anyone had a better last 20 years than the @ symbol?
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) September 2, 2013
Without thought or hesitation I excitedly clicked on this link because I've clearly been married too long. pic.twitter.com/2zgxPL2ACe
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) September 1, 2013
The most popular intersection in Lollipopville. http://t.co/AaXy00g2Du
— Deanna Russo (@DeannaRusso) September 1, 2013
This is the glance that will make my train arrive.
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) September 1, 2013
Very proud to announce that my next novel will be serialized in Costco Connection magazine.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 1, 2013
science fact: if a white female goes more than 48 hours without starbucks, she WILL die immediately
— BILL_NYE_THO (@Bill_Nye_Tho__) September 1, 2013
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