Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
I didn’t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 12, 2013
Oy last tweet I misused “then” for “than.”Tell my children I love them.#SingleGunShot
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 12, 2013
Pierced nipples on a guy let you know that all bets are off psychologically.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 12, 2013
Edward Snowden says he’s not hiding from the NSA in a new interview he did from an undisclosed location on the other side of the planet.
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) June 12, 2013
sometimes when I need to let out a little steam I’ll go to the Gap and unfold a bunch of shirts
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) June 11, 2013
PRISM sounds like a J.J. Abrams series
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) June 11, 2013
I bet the same person invented nail art and Hawaiian shirts.
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) June 11, 2013
Share your favorites in the comments!
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