‘The Vines of Sauvignon Blanc’ May Be the World’s Shortest Soap Opera

By Devon Glenn 

Most soap operas drag on for years; this one will wrap up in about two minutes. Then again, do Vine videos ever really end?

Logo’s scripted soap opera, “The Vines of Sauvignon Blanc,” consists of 22 episodes, each lasting about six seconds, that will air on Logo’s Vine account, @LogoTV.

Logo shared a few details about the cast and the plot:

“The Vines of Sauvignon Blanc” follows the heart-wrenching tale of a wealthy vineyard owner who is told he only has two minutes and six seconds to live as his family plots for power and prestige, all while being incredibly pressed for time.  The cast includes; Sue Galloway (“30 Rock”); Stephen Guarino (“Happy Endings,” “Big Gay Sketch Show”); Jamie Lee (“Girl Code”); Leslie Meisel (Second City, Upright Citizen’s Brigade); Reichen Lemkuhl (“Amazing Race,” “The A-List: New York”): Michael Hartney (Upright Citizen’s Brigade) and Jarvis Derrell (#SheHasHadIt).

New episodes will air every weekday, starting today at 1:00 p.m. EST.

Stock image by Danomyte.