Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Today’s is a special DOMA edition, featuring the funniest Twitter reactions to the Supreme Court’s striking down of a key measure of the Defense of Marriage Act.
Cue the laugh track:
Breaking News: Supreme Court Says The Social Fabric Is A Tank Top
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) June 26, 2013
Any straight person complaining about the Supreme Court striking down DOMA should be forced to hire a heterosexual wedding planner.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) June 26, 2013
Okay, but destination weddings are still illegal, right?
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 26, 2013
This is truly an historic day. Never before & never again will so many men be this excited about getting married. #Scotus
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 26, 2013
DOMA goes down by a one vote margin. Rough week for any homophobes who are also Bruins fans.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 26, 2013
What makes the DOMA decision so special is the justice orgy following it.
— Ashley Burns (@MayorBurnsy) June 26, 2013
Going to gay marry my wife today.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 26, 2013
Hey Supreme Court, where were you 17 years ago, when I wanted to elope with Bill Pullman?
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) June 26, 2013
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