Creepy OkCupid Quotes Make Awesome Valentine Cards

By Megan O'Neill 

Remember back in the day when you used to buy boxes of TNMT, Loony Tunes and Michael Jordon Valentine Cards to give to all the kids in your class?  Well, creative agency JESS3 has created a series of cards that are a throwback to the old days…but with a creepy twist.  Their V-Day cards are based on skeevy and downright frightening quotes from real OkCupid messages and are just perfect for sending to that lucky lady or gentleman you happen to be stalking at the moment.

Heather Robertson writes on the JESS3 blog, “We took several of our favorite real (real creepy, that is) OkCupid messages and sprinkled them with design magic to make them shareable Valentine’s Day graphics.  They’re kind of like the ones you might have gotten in the first grade, except…wrong.  Just plain wrong.”

The quotes on the cards include such gems as “I want to grow so old with you that people can’t tell our genders apart” and “I’m not a sexual predator so, hey… how u doing?”

Check out a few of the Creepy Cupid cards below and view them all on the JESS3 blog.

Megan O’Neill is the resident web video expert here at Social Times.  Megan covers everything from the latest viral videos to online video news and tips, and has a passion for bizarre, original and revolutionary content and ideas.