This PSA Featuring Dildo Humor May Actually Make You a More Responsible Gun Owner

Well, we admit it: we couldn’t imagine where this PSA was headed (but were giggling with sympathetic mortification on behalf of the mothers featured in the video). It opens with two mothers chatting on a front porch after their sons’ play date, when the boys suddenly tumble into the front yard while having an epic sword fight. Their weapons of choice?

Dildos.

We watch as the mothers’ faces drop into mortified masks of horror and speechless embarrassment, and then the PSA gets to its actually-vital point with the clever tagline: “If they find it, they’ll play with it.