The Friday Dump: Best Amazon Product Review Ever?

By Patrick Coffee Comment

Based on his username and review history, we’re going to guess that “James Otis Thatch” is not the mother of three teenage boys. But we do have to congratulate him on this Amazon review of a simple 36-count pack of Kleenex, first posted on December 9th and currently making its viral way around the Internet.


A note to Liam, Samuel and Hank, if they do indeed exist: dish towels?!?! Come on, dudes—you eat off those plates.