STUDY: 84% of Vegans Return to Being Meatheads

Just when herbivores — be they vegan or vegetarian — thought they had all this good mojo going into the holidays and didn’t have to make that hapless “I’ll start dieting” resolution, comes some bad news and buyer’s remorse.

According to the Humane Research Council, more than 84 percent of all veggie lovers relapse to the tune of a steak dinner. And then, Che Green, executive director of the HRC, provides the Captain Obvious moment of 2014:

“It’s obviously a negative for animals.”

Good one, Che.

That’s right, fitness trainers, PETA fans, and all you acolytes of Whole Foods, only 1 of 5 people maintain a commitment to the vegan life.