Prince Charles Gets Jealous of Kate Middleton, Steals Her Press Team

Whatever do you mean, they’re not all here to see me?

According to a Daily Beast report by someone we trust for being British, Prince Charles now wants to control the “media operation” responsible for all that fawning coverage of the more glamorous members of the royal family.

Before you ask, there is a real story here.

Charles is combining the independent press offices of the Queen and Kensington Palace (responsible for managing his own kids and grandson) so as to better consolidate his sway with the British media.