PR Job Listing Seeks Drunk, Depressed Criminal 'Hell-Raiser'

(Not a selfie.)

This morning the PR Examples blog made us aware of the latest in the Snarky Job Listings game, and it’s a keeper. Here are some of the qualities that British firm Just In Time PR demands of its next senior account manager (“whatever that is”):

• He/she should be on anti-depressants, because “People who need drugs to keep them going are generally the most interesting”
• He/she must be funny because, in the words of director Dominic Hiatt, “In 30 years’ time I’ll be as dead as the stars so I need to get my laughs in now”
• He/she doesn’t have to be a gutter drunk, per se, but it would help if he/she is “only ever one drink away from oblivion”
• He/she “will have spent at least one night in a police cell”, because how else can a manager relate to the public?
• He/she will say whatever the hell is...