Olympic Gold Medal or Chicken McFrankeNugget? Your Choice.


By Shawn Paul Wood Comment

Yes, Sochi Olympic fans, there’s a new commercial that will be airing this weekend instead of that last weekend for big commercials (whatevs) showing a direct comparison between winning an Olympic Gold medal and eating a McDonald’s Chicken McNugget.

Because that’s apples to oranges, right?

In some bizarro universe where damsel in distress are ignored, Clark Kent can’t get his corpulent behind out of a phone booth, and people actually remember the Kardashians are famous because one of the sisters is just a big ho.

The Clown wants you to believe that “every Olympic victory is celebrated with a bite, just like a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets.” If you consider an Olympic victory the same as rushing for the toilet with violent diarrhea, then yes, indeed! God bless America and pass the Febreze because it’s nugget time!

We report. You decide.