Nothing Better Than an Eggnog Chugging Contest to Put You in the ER for Christmas

eggnog gassyEggnog.

That vat of murky glop smelling of Yuletide joy, Maalox, and regurgitation is reflective of all things holiday-ish. There must some hypnotic charm intertwined with the beads of adhesive elixir because people buy this stuff in bulk during this time of the year.

So, it makes sense that someone would challenge the power eaters of this country to an eggnog chugging contest. Alcohol-free festivity, of course, so it is time to sing carols…all the way to the ICU.

Yeah, not the most wonderful time of the year for the winner. 

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