Miley Cyrus and the PR Power of a Haircut

The problem with child celebrities is that they grow up. The public hates to see the famous children of their respective generations mature because as they age, they remind us that we too grow old—and this means eventually we will die. Thanks a lot, Screech. Is there a “Wonder Years” fan alive who would want to buy adult Fred Savage a beer and discuss the security situation in Egypt? Probably not. “Whatever happened to Wendy?” they’d ask.