At Beckerman, It's Best If You Drink Water

Keith Zakheim, president of Beckerman, will fire your ass if you drink up all the milk and don’t make proper arrangements to get a new container put in the fridge before he arrives in the office the following morning. Seriously, he got to the office yesterday and there wasn’t enough milk for his coffee and he was pissed off! His staff has been warned before, so he doesn’t understand why folks can’t just replace the gosh darn milk!

How do I know all this? Zakheim sent an email to his staff telling them his tale of woe.

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