ICYMI: A&E Network Told Viewers to Get Ducked with Duck Dynasty Marathon

If you ever doubted what your gripes mean to TV ratings, look no further than here.

Merry Christmas to all of you who took serious issue with Phil Robertson, the patriarch of ‘Duck Dynasty,’ and his seemingly anti-gay and anti-Jim Crow law stances during the past few weeks. If you were trapped in your bomb shelter over the holidays or just bombed on that spiked egg nog your lush grandmother brought to the party, you may have been watching A&E TV’s Christmas gift to America:

A 24-hour ‘Duck Dynasty’ marathon, which of course, came with a colossal middle finger hailing in the Christmas sky.

The Yuletide “Kiss my Grinch” festivities began Christmas day at 3:30 p.m.