'Hard' to Believe There's Even More #PRFail for the U.S. Government

Um? Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, please proceed to the white courtesy phone.

For all those people who think the U.S. Government is “up” to something, they are in more ways than you know. How so? The morning wood is not the gavel used by the Speaker of the House.

According to this legit report by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the taxpayer has been overpaying for penis pumps for Medicare recipients.

This is our government, people. And wait until you read this…

Just when those supremely qualified millionaires on Capitol Hill are still reeling from an impressive signal-digit approval ratings, America has been informed that the total bill for these vacuum erection systems (VES) from 2006-2011 was close to $175 million.

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