George Clooney is a Blight On His Girlfriends

George Clooney is loved the world over. He’s won Oscars. People pay to see his movies. (We hear The Descendants is pretty good.) And look at this long list of girlfriends.

But the New York Post Magazine has published a story today that says Clooney is no good to these ladies. No good at all.

“Hollywood’s ultimate bachelor, willfully committed to never committing, has left a long line of unknown women in his celebrated wake,” the story says.