If Abraham Maslow had created a hierarchy of people respecting animals from pet owners to bat-ess-crazy people who treat animals with more respect than other people, then PETA would be granted its own step in there somewhere along with some of its heinous advertising.
Every group dangling on the fringe is going to have its radicals. You know the ones: Dumping a bucket of paint on a fur coat and running like Usain Bolt to escape the ass whoopin’ that’s sure to come. From churches to Capitol Hill, Hollywood to Broadway, the cereal crowd is everywhere (e.g., fruits, nuts and flakes).
However, PETA has a reputation for hosting family reunions with those kookaberries. No rational debate. No intelligent conversation. Just vitriol to the point of cussing out someone’s mama and kicking her walker out from under her after leaving a bruise on her varicose-veined shin.
And the Special K of them all would be Morrissey and his crazy behind. Wait until you hear this…
The former Zmiths front man has been known to voice a crazy thought every once in a while. When asked if he was gay, he said, “I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.”
That was one of his tamer comments. We just want to pinch his cheek, he’s so cute.
To add to the tomfoolery of the person who is Morrissey, he’s a huge vegan. Not in the “Nah, I don’t eat meat” way but in the “If you offer me a turkey leg at the state fair, I’ll peel off the meat and stab you in the throat with the bone” way. Too over-the-top? Yeah, read this from so many reports:
“I see no difference between eating animals and pedophilia,” the singer recently said during a question and answer session with fans on the website True to You. “They are both rape, violence, murder.”
“Imagine, for example, if you were in a nightclub and someone said to you ‘Hello, I enjoy bloodshed, throat-slitting and the destruction of life,’ well, I doubt if you’d want to exchange phone numbers,” he concluded, continuing his long-standing and vocal criticism of those dastardly flesh-eaters…
You know, I have buried some dogs—and I have a few inscribed boxes of ashes in my home. My dogs have been my family, but force me to choose between a dog and my baby boy or girl? Whelp … you seen ‘Old Yeller’? I’m just sayin’ maybe PETA should take a look at its Christmas card list this year and remind the Moz that, in his own words, “shyness is nice.”