Chipotle May Need to Unwrap Its Crisis Plan for Unlawful Termination Lawsuit

Chipotle is one of this nation’s most admired brands because of its dedication to natural food, catchy headlines, and eco-responsibility. To wit, you rarely hear about any drama in the house of the fatty (burrito).

Until now…

Meet Natasha Velez, 27, from Manhattan’s Upper East Side. She was a dedicated burrito aficionado until she was fired for allegedly recovering from domestic abuse and had “too many issues outside of work.”

Yeah, that’s the perception police on the white courtesy phone.

Natasha was apparently in a relationship with a fool that needs a good @$$-whoopin’ because he thinks it is a manly thing to beat up on a woman.