American Apparel Features Mannequins with Grooming Issues

So, um? Yeah.

Welcome to the newest trend in fashion — ‘real’ mannequins in need of a Brazilian wax. STAT! American Apparel believes this should be a trend in fashion — real women.

While I agree that silicon and other sundry injections have ruined a healthy image of what a woman should be, this real woman is only fashionable in the Amazon (because trimming with a buck knife could nick a little), the Arctic (because a girl needs to stay warm) and possibly Amish communities (because advertising doesn’t get there much).

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