If you thought that Japanese ad with Hulk Hogan  was proof you fell down the rabbit hole, this Nicolas Cage ad  will make you think you finally hit Wonderland. It’s bad enough seeing the guy who played Ghost Rider ham it up as a cowboy (which is how a lot of other countries picture Americans anyway), but then the alien from The Day the Earth Stood Still  shows up with his friends for a jamboree, and any shred of meaning is lost. And to top it all off, I’m still not entirely sure what Sankyo is. Anyone care to explain?
—Posted by David Kiefaber