Just Asking

Release the single “They Say We Were Wrong, So We’ve Gone Way Right” by the band The Southern Girls (formerly known as the Dixie Chicks). —Susan Credle, ecd, BBDO, New York

I’d send them an 8×10 glossy of the Dixie Chicks’ bare buttocks with a handwritten note that says, “Freedom of speech. If that ain’t country, we’ll kiss your ass. If you disagree, you can kiss ours. Love, the Dixie Chicks.” —Remind the DJs that after the next election, the Dixie Chicks might be ambassadors to foreign countries like Alabama, Tennessee and Kentucky.