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The most creative thing I did this summer was to figure out how to take a vacation without the usual small fleet of agency people following me onto the plane. Some of my best work.



I told my mistress I thought she was prettier and smarter and a better scientist than my wife. I was really reaching on that last one—my wife’s not even a scientist. But the ol’ mistress really needed a boost. She’s getting on in years, and my wife’s HOT.



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