Facing the Fear Factor

Just around the time Paris Hilton went to jail, which was seconds before she was released due to a “medical condition,” a Cold Stone Creamery campaign debuted that includes a commercial making fun of a certain blonde-perfume-entrepreneur type. How lucky, timing-wise, is that?

“An heiress approaches a Cold Stone Creamery,” the announcer says, as we see a skinny young thing in a cocktail dress holding a tiny dog. She struts like she’s on the red carpet as she walks through a strip mall parking lot toward the store.