CRIME: Running a photo of a dog who appears to have a human penis where his leg should be. EVIDENCE: Photoshop shenanigans? Experimental surgery? Bad lighting? Your guess is as good as ours as to what happened here, but it caused a mini firestorm for Ikea this summer. The company strenuously denied any wrongdoing, claiming it really is just the dog's leg—not a human body part of any kind. That contradicted amateur analysis by scores of Internet pundits worldwide. Just count yourself lucky that we've run this photo small. Or do a Google search if you really must weigh in. READERS' VERDICT: "I always say, Who needs Playgirl if you have the Ikea catalog?" "I'm guessing it's an inside joke that didn't get fixed before going to press." "Maybe that's what you want to see. It's his leg." "You people are truly morons."