Lippert's Critique: 2 Thumbs Down


Leaving the theater after a recent showing of Confessions of a Shopaholic -- starring Isla Fisher, a delightful actress -- I overhead snippets of conversations among several sets of twentysomethings who were likewise exiting the show.

"I liked her hair better curly," one was saying about Fisher's photogenic tresses. Her friend agreed, saying she didn't like the blow-dry she sported later on in the film.

Meanwhile, another set of friends was summing up the movie. "Yeah, you make the ringlets by using a curling iron," said one moviegoer, and her girlfriends nodded knowingly.

I couldn't fault them for their focus -- there was not much else to analyze.

And that made me sad, because it's just one of the current movies filled with interesting actresses who would have meatier roles in a Pantene commercial. (At least a commercial is honest work.) The desperate babe role isn't new, of course, but it seems like such of waste of talent.

In Confessions, Fisher's part is written as even less than a babe -- she's a clothes hanger with shiny hair. Yes, the title alone screams "chick flick."

But Confessions, taken from a series of best-selling books by Sophie Kinsella, was so weightless, so inane, so lacking in discussable plot or characters, that it made Legally Blonde seem like In the Heat of the Night and puts The Devil Wears Prada up there with To Kill a Mockingbird.

You have to love Fisher, who is a great comic actress -- a cross between Bernadette Peters and Lucille Ball, with the looks of Ann-Margret. As Rebecca Bloomwood, she does her damnedest on screen with a hollow script that at its height is as good as Ugly Betty on an off day.

Fisher was so great in Wedding Crashers, after all, playing the wild, sex-crazed sister. You'd think that in the middle of a worldwide economic crisis, a leading role about a compulsive shopper who happens to be a financial journalist would offer more depth than the bridesmaid who takes Vince Vaughn into the bathroom.

But the irony of the overspending angle was so dumbed down it was non-existent. Fisher's character is like a cat, attracted to all things glittery. (And the kandy-kolored confections that she wears really teetered on the clown side.)

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