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Bud He Has Bud Light

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Driving along an empty road at night, a man decides to pick up a hitchhiker. The woman traveling with him points out, "He has an ax!" The driver's response? "But he has Bud Light." The hitchhiker explains he uses the ax as a bottle opener. But even ax guy doesn't want to give a ride to the hitchhiker who's carrying a chainsaw.