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A man walks into a holiday party and realizes he didn’t bring any Secret Santa gifts. In a panic, he distracts the group by starting to sing “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” The length of the song allows him to run out to Wal-Mart, buy gifts, and return to the party without being missed.

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