Take a supermodel whose cocaine-snorting was splashed on tabloid covers. Take a billionaire businessman who wanted so much to be loved he had his own bad reality show to stoke the flames. What do you get? A potential million-pound book deal for Kate Moss — last seen partying the night away in Paris for her 32nd birthday — to “tell all” (cue big fat ironic air quotes) about drugs, the modelling industry and whatever else enters her pretty little head (or more likely, is spoonfed to whoever ghosts the project) to Richard Branson’s publishing imprint, Virgin Books.
The book’s allegedly due to be done by September so that it can be released in time for Christmas, which will give the tabs just enough time to claw each other’s eyes out for the rights to publish those choice excerpts. My vote’s for the Mirror….