Jersey Shore’s JWOWW Scores Book Deal as Situation’s Book Sales Called a ‘DISASTER’

By Jason Boog 

Jersey Shore castmember JWOWW announced she had landed a book deal on Facebook yesterday.  Entitled The Rules According to JWOWW, the book will offer  “a new spin on the dos and don’ts of dating” and “empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women.”

Do you think this book will sell? Last week Perez Hilton called Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s book sales a “DISASTER!

Here’s more from Hilton: “Apparently, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore has only sold 4,000 copies!!!! Sorry to hear about your book troubles, Situation! Maybe it’s time to leave book writing to anybody else the writers out there!”

Earlier this year, our Facebook readers reviewed the Jersey Shore star’s book in one sentence, but it was hard to top Jezebel‘s review: “The Literary Equivalent Of An Ed Hardy Tee.”