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By Neal 

dirk-benedict.jpgAccording to Abebooks.com, former Battlestar Galactica* star Dirk Benedict (right) is a bestselling author in the United Kingdom. Thanks to his appearances on the latest edition of TV’s Celebrity Big Brother, used copies of Benedict’s 1987 memoir, Confessions of a Kamikaze Cowboy, have apparently become quite the sought after commodity, jumping to #3 on Abebooks’ UK charts. In addition to telling behind-the-scenes tales from his Hollywood days, Benedict also used the memoir to discuss his belief that he staved off prostate cancer through exercise and a macrobiotic diet. Which he apparently still takes seriously; according to the show’s website, Benedict exploded with rage a few hours ago when the producers gave him udon noodles instead of soba

*Sure, I could’ve gone with an A-Team reference, but come on: Face didn’t have any good catchphrases, the way Hannibal and B.A. did.