Just in case blog meme-based book ‘The Truth About Chuck Norris‘ hasn’t sated readers’ desire to know all there is to know about the star of ‘Walker, Texas Ranger,’ today we learn that Regnery has signed up Chuck Norris to write the definitive guide to … himself. And also, America!
“Black Belt Patriotism is a look at what’s great about America — and what we need to do to save the American Dream,” says the press release. Norris learned this information firsthand during his time on the campaign trail with Mike Huckabee! The press release is headlined “Regnery Plans To Publish Chuck Norris Bestseller,” which might seem a little precipitous if we weren’t talking about a man who can kill two stones with one bird.
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