Choose Your Own Adventure in the Comments Section

By Jason Boog Comment

Are you sick of online comment sections filled with trolls, negative thoughts and meaningless responses? One commenter has created an entirely new genre of online commentary.

An online writer named Kimmberlias created a sprawling choose-your-own-adventure-style story in the comments section of a Reddit post. Here is the post that started it all:

The hipster genocide in 2018 was pretty bad, not many hipsters made it out, but they survived by living off the saliva made from looking on Instagram of pictures of food. You can make your own future. A guard is coming by your cell in hipster prison (a former starbucks) what do you do? Hide your iPhone so he doesn’t see your food pictures (turn to page 81), or Quickly check* the hole you’ve been digging, behind your cat poster, with your chipped latte mug (turn to page 17)