So who the hell is Maddox, and how the hell did he get his Maxim-friendly debut, The Alphabet of Manliness, up to #1 on Amazon’s sales rankings two months before its pub date? Well, according to the book’s publicist, Darryl Pierce, it’s all from sending out an email asking friends and fans to pre-order the darn thing. And what will they get out of it, you ask? Well, let Maddox tell you:
“Ever wanted to know the steps to drop-kicking someone in the face? You bet your ass you have, and I will tell you how in my book. Other parts of the book will serve to document personal instances of manliness, giving you insight into the reason women from miles around migrate to my man cannon (hint: it’s to get banged).”
Man, stuff like this really makes me wish I’d kept better track of all the nonsense I was posting to Usenet back in the ’90s. The monster truck religion alone could have made me a fortune…