Which Cover Letter sucks More?

A tipster sent Gawker a cover letter for a digital account manager job. We’re still picking our jaw up off the floor.

Examples:

“I excel in everything that I set out to do. I’m not vain, I just refuse to fail. The word “fail” and its variations are not in my vocabulary.”

“I am the missing link that will make your chain complete.”

“I don’t just think outside the box, I stand on top of it. I aim to appease my employer.

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