- TVNewser: Julian Assange’s TV show debuts next week so be sure to set your DVRs, otherwise you’ll hurt his feelings.
- PRNewser: Tim Tebow continues to annoy everyone aside from Jesus. Even the apostles have been critiquing Tebow’s inability to identify blitz packages.
- FishbowlDC: Politico’s Juana Summersdoesn’t know the Kardashian sister’s names. She should be suspended indefinitely.