- PRNewser: The publicist for Charlie Sheen quit today, which is sort of like leaving a house after a fire has already burned it to the ground, but still, good for him.
- SportsNewser: An English cricket player has announced that he’s gay. It’d be nice to see a male player from a major league come out here, but sadly, there are no male gay pro athletes. None at all. Not one single gay man among all those players.
- FishbowlLA: OWN, the Oprah-fueled network, has absolutely terrible ratings. Somehow, this is all Dr. Phil’s fault, we just know it.