There Are Only 2 Ads in USA Today

By Chris O'Shea Comment

Someone, anyone, please check in on USA Today’s ad sales staff. Two ads in the entire paper is what those in the industry describe as “Not good.”

We’re just saying, it’s worth at least a text. Start with something light, like “Hey, u OK?” Then you can get into the “Dude this is the widest circulated newspaper in the nation, what the f*ck is going on???”

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