The Worst Case of Assvertising We've Ever Seen, No, Seriously, They Are Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel, No Butts About It

Blatantly forgetting the roughly six hundred people who expose themselves in New York City every day, bloggers are employing excessive bathroom humor to discuss the ass ads that are going up in Times Square July 1. These ads promote a new Toto toilet that does something technologically unspeakable to your nether regions to render them so fresh and so clean, clean. Ad Age gets all cheeky about the posters (created by ML Rodgers) but clearly did not spend enough time on the frightening Washlet