So after reading my post, Margaret IM’d me about the New Math cards, pointing me to a link (one that I could actually follow, pointing me to real information!) from New York Magazine‘s Best Bets column that provides a descrpition of the cards:
Craig Damrauer and Missy Wilson created these “New Math” cards, sold in a set for $16. They have different phrases, like my favorite: “Entrapment = You’re gonna do it anyway + Cops.” Another favorite is “dog = cat + loyalty.” And the one shown here is, frankly, priceless.
To be clear: the cards are amusing. Their placement on the Shop Compositon site is not.