Is anybody truly surprised by this? But also, does this mean we are all joint owners of the private jets? Chalets? Hampton houses? UES pied-a-terres? The upside? 'Culture wars are a luxury the country -- the G.O.P. included -- can no longer afford. It's every man, woman, and nation for itself. 'In our culture, admitting our bodies matter is almost an admission of failure...I don't think women will really experience freedom until they own their sexuality.' Still talking. Headlines you always assumed you would only come across in The Onion. Also, this. What happens when the Emerald City careens into the red. SXSWi (for those of you not on Twitter). A cursory glance at most facebook pages and/or Twitter feeds will quickly proves this assumption very wrong. We are our own Big Brother, etc. From your first cigarette to your last dying day. Even we know the answer to this is no. Is That Really You, Sweet Prince? This could be a solution! Maybe they want a Weekender subscription? A far more valid question at this point, than say, last week's new Depression generation. 'With apologies to all my past boyfriends, I never loved a man the way I loved my old apartment.' Maureen Dowd is off today.