Starbucks' New Logo Offends Godly People with Its Shameless Nudity

To finish the day up for this writer, before he prepares to rocket his way out to join forces with Stephanie and hopefully get to meet a few of you out in New York, we thought we’d go for a fun bit of stupidity with this story: “Group Finds Starbucks Logo Too Hot to Handle.” It’s a story coming out of San Diego, wherein a Christian group is upset over the coffee chain’s new throwback logo, which features, gasp, a tiny image of a topless mermaid.