Sploid: Like crack or on crack?

Sploid admits cheerfully that it “just can’t stop smoking that breaking-news crack.” But after reading West Coast editor Ken Layne’sShift Memo” to no one in particular, we can’t help but wonder if that’s not a euphemism for smoking a Whitney Houston-sized hunk o’ sweet crackity-cracklin’ goodness.

Layne’s Faulknerian memo takes us from his fond recollections of a Fox newscast about real estate deals:

And then the perky real-estate gal explained how you find these places before they get too expensive.

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