Reuters Hires Caveman to Write Headlines

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By Chris O'Shea Comment

 

What can we say? The new hire at Reuters — a caveman from the Paleolithic Era — was a risky move, but he is doing fantastic work so far.

A tipster told us he still spends a lot of time yelling at the water fountain and he tried to eat a desk last week, but we’re sure things will smooth out if he keeps these great headlines coming.