Redstone, Nude, On Freston, Cruise ... In 7,700 Words

Viacom chief Sumner Redstone is profiled in the December issue of Vanity Fair — a behemoth, 7,700-plus word profile mind you — in which Redstone talks candidly about his double Tom whacking — Freston and Cruise — the 83-year-old media icon carried out this sumner, er, summer.

We’ve read it, so you don’t have to:

Redstone’s Beverly Hills home is tucked into a cul-de-sac next to Sylvester Stallone‘s.