Paris: ‘Liberated’ Or ‘Out Of Pokey’?

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By Dylan Comment

Paris made her jail-break in the wee hours this morning, blunting the expected media crush surrounding her release. But that didn’t stop Fox News from declaring her first stop chyron-worthy:

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Meanwhile, CNN International characterized the release as “Paris Liberated.” Which makes sense, considering its King’s upcoming coup.

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