Four-step plan to a very, very expensive magazine cover:
1. OK! pays Eva Longoria and Tony Parker more than $2 million for exclusive photo rights to their wedding. People silently cries.
2. Photographers from OK! attend the wedding, which takes place in Paris. Pictures are taken, paparazzi eat expensive canapes.
3. The magazine’s photo editors, design staff and production team work feverishly at putting out the finished edition for this week’s release date.
4. Readers everywhere get to see what a $2 million magazine cover looks like.